My Afternoon

This arvo:

- Fed by mummy.

- Projectile vomited large volume of milk on daddy's green t-shirt and the bed.

- Had a bath.

- While mummy was drying me I pooped on the bath towel and then pooped on mummy when she was putting on my diaper.

- Then daddy came to help so I peed on him and my own face while mummy went to clean herself up.

- Then I had another bath.

- After getting dressed I vomited on my clean clothes.

- Then I was fussy for a little (daddy edit: long) while clawing at daddy's chest and finally fell asleep in daddy's arms.

- I got kisses throughout and my parents still adore me!

What an afternoon!